Wednesday, January 14, 2015

January 14, 2014



A. Always check who's calling you before you answer.
B. Before you press start on your blender, make sure the top is on.
C. Compose yourself before you walk into a room.
D. Dictate your own life.
E. Eat before you go grocery shopping.
F. Finding yourself will take some time so don't rush it.
G. Generalize your mistakes so people don't realize how badly you messed up.
H. Hate is a strong word so don't use it unless you need a strong voice.
I. It makes sense to clarify how far someone's humor extends before you tell a joke.
J. Jokes will either make someone like you or think you're annoying.
K. Killing people is actually illegal so I recommend not doing that.
L. Losing your dignity is kind of a big deal; try to keep it intact.
M. Moving around can prevent the infectious disease, Coacheas Potatoeas.
N. Never let someone you dislike win an argument against you.
O. Opening your mind would be a great thing to do.
P. Put your mental health before anything else.
Q. Quotes are words, but sometimes they're more meaningful than actions.
R. Right or wrong, stand by your opinion.
S. Savor your happiest moments because within hours they'll become memories.
T. Travel the world if that's what you aspire to do in your lifetime.
U. Understand that not everyone has the same perspective and background that you do.
V. Vow to never leave the toilet seat up.
W. Whenever you feel like it, eat a pint of ice cream.
X. X-ray vision is not something to be taken advantage of.
Y. Yapping, little dogs aren't enjoyable neighbors.
Z. Zone in on your ultimate goals.

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